21 Mei 2009
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13 Maret 2009
Genie oh genie ....
A Tubanese, named kang Wier; a Cilacapese, named kang Oni; and a Gombongese, named kang Umang were traveling on a boat from France to Australia. Seorang dari Tuban yang bernama kang Wier,; seorang dari Cilacap yang bernama kang Oni; dan seorang dari Gombong yang bernama kang Umang sedang bepergian naik perahu dari Perancis ke Australia. Unfortunately, the boat sank but the three men swam to a small island. Celakanya perahu tersebut karam tetapi ketiga pria itu berenang menuju sebuah pulau kecil. There was nobody in the island and it was thousands of kilometers from Australia.. Tak ada seorangpun di pulau itu dan pulau itu beribu-ribu kilometer jauhnya dari Australia. The men waited for another boat, but none came. Para pria itu menunggu perahu lain, tetapi tak satupun datang. After two months they were very unhappy. Setelah 2 bulan, mereka sangat tidak bahagia. "We will have to live here forever", said kang Wier. "Kita akan tinggal disini selamanya", kata kang Wier. "We will have to eat bananas everyday", said kang Oni. "Kita akan makan pisang setiap hari", kata kang Oni. "We will never see our families again", said kang Umang. "Kita tidak akan pernah bertemu keluarga kita lagi", kata kang Umang. One day kang Wier found an old bottle on the beach. He took it. When He opened it a genie came out. Suatu hari kang Wier menemukan sebuah botol tua di pantai. Diambilnya botol itu. Ketika dia membukanya keluarlah jin. The genie said to the three men, "Thank you for letting me out of the bottle. I was in the bottle for five hundred years. Now I`m free. I can give you 2 wishes each" Jin itu berkata kepada ketiga pria tersebut, "Terimakasih telah mengeluarkan saya dari botol. Saya sudah didalam botol selama 500 tahun. Sekarang saya bebas. Saya bisa beri kalian masingmasing 2 permintaan . Kang Wier said "I haven`t seen any beautiful woman and delicious food since I became an army, so I want some beautiful women and some rawon too. Secondly, I want to go back to Tuban" Kang Wier berkata " Saya belum bertemu wanita cantik dan makan makanan enak sejak saya menjadi tentara, jadi saya mau beberapa wanita catik dan sedikit rawon juga. Kedua, saya mau kembali ke Tuban" The Genie granted kang Wier`s whishes. Jin itu mengabulkan permintaan kang Wier. Then Kang Oni said his wishes, " I miss salted fish and fresh water, so I want salted fish to eat and fresh water to drink. Secondly, I want to go back to Cilacap". Kemudian kang Oni menyampaikan permintaanya, " Saya kangen ikan asin dan air tawar segar, jadi saya mau ikan asin untuk makan dan air tawar segar untuk minum. Kedua, saya mau kembali ke Cilacap. The genie granted kang Oni`s whishes. Jin itu mengabulkan permintaan kang Oni. "And what do you want?", the genie asked kang Umang. "Dan apa yang anda inginkan?", jin itu bertanya kepada kang Umang. Kang Umang thought for a few minutes. Finally he said, "It`s lonely here now. Will you bring back the Tubanese and will you bring back the Cilacapese, please?" Kang Umang berpikir sejenak. Akhirnya dia berkata, " Sekarang sepi disini. Tolong kembalikan orang Tuban itu dan tolong kembalikan orang Cilacap itu. |
26 Februari 2009
MELIUK – LIUK SELAMA WORKSHOP
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15 Januari 2009
Happy birthday sweety
My dearest angle, zahra,
today reminds me of solemn
and blessed day
cos finally you came into this world
for me to hold, love and care.
Happy birthday sweety.
May inner n outer beauty always reside in you.
13 Januari 2009
In a grammar lesson
HUMOR`S HEALING POWER
11 Desember 2008
something that will change your life
Hello again, my smago 86 fellows. How are you? Hope you`re doing fine. Do you still want to learn English with fun? Here I am to keep my promise: writing an anecdote about kang Aliong in Indonesian and English. Enjoy reading! Sebelum jadi pengusaha sukses seperti sekarang, kang Aliong memulai usahanya sebagai sales yang menjual vacuum cleaner. (Before becoming a successful business man like today, kang Aliong started his business as a salesman who sold vacuum cleaner.) Pada suatu hari kang Aliong pergi ke pedesaan untuk menjual barang dagangannya. (One day, kang Aliong went to a countrygside to sell his goods.) Dia mendatangi sebuah rumah di ladang pertnian.Dia disambut oleh istri pak tani. (He came to a farmhouse. He was welcomed by the farmer`s wife.) Kang Aliong langsung bicara. (Kang Aliong started talking immidiately) "Bu, berapa lama ibu menyapu lantai rumah ini? (Madam, how long do you sweep the floors of this house?) "Lama. Ini tanah pertanian. Lantainya cepat kotor," dia menjawab. ("Long time. This is a farm. The floors get dirty easily," she replied.) " Dan berapa lama anda membersihkan sofa dan kursi-kursi?" ("And how long do you clean the sofa and chairs?") "Lama. Anjing kami selalu mendudukinya," jawabnya. ("Long time. Our dog always sits on them, " she answered.) Kang Aliong tersenyum dan berkata, "Bu, ini hari keberuntungan anda. Saya akan menunjukan sesuatu yang akan merubah hidup anda." (Kang Aliong smiled and said, " Madam, this is your lucky day. I will show you something that will change your life.") Kang Aliong memperlihatkan vacuum cleanernya. Tapi istri pak tani tidak kelihatan tertarik. (Kang Aliong showed his vacuum cleaner. But the farmer`s wife didn`t look interested) Kemudian kang Aliong membuang satu tas besar penuh, kotoran dan potongan kertas kecil-kecil ke seluruh lantai dan karpet. (Then, kang Aliong threw a big-bag-full of dirt and very small pieces of paper over the floors and carpets.) Istri pak tani sangat terkejut. Sebelum dia sempat berbicara, kang Aliong berkata, (The farmer`s wife was very surprised. Before she could speak, kang Aliong said,) "Bu, kalau alat ini tidak menyedot semua kotoran dan kertas, saya akan memakannya." ("Madam, if this gadget doesn`t suck all of the dirt and paper, I will eat them.") Istri pak tani memandang kang Aliong dan berkata, " Oke, akan saya ambilkan sendok. Tidak ada listrik di sini." (The farmer`s wife loked at kang Aliong and said, "Okkay, I`ll get you a spoon. There is no electricity here.) Sobat smago86, anekdot di atas bisa dikaitkan dengan 'usaha' untuk mencapai suatu tujuan. Nah berikut ini akan saya kutip beberapa kata mutiara bahasa Inggris yang berhubungan dengan hal itu. Saya mulai dengan menyebut nama Alloh (Begitu pesan kang Imam, ya kang?)
Ok, guys those were the wise words. Hope one or two of the words will inspire and encourage (menyemangati) you not to give up easily. Thanks for your attention. See you with another anecdote and wise word.(Siap-siap, kang Untung). |